I'm an Ethicist, Bitch!

Five days after I was raped I flew to Boston. The security lines were endless, claustrophobic, and humming with the restless panic of herds ...

I want to say something important. I have spent the last 24 hours watching so many of my dear friends shatter and fall to pieces in the wa...

Well, it’s 2012 and I’ve made some resolutions. I like to make a lot of them every year, because statistically I can probably manage to stic...

Inner Mongolia is barren as hell. Spindly cows stagger across the dehydrated plains. Mesas loom grimly above a parched landscape, acarpous a...

It’s a new year,  which naturally leads us to contemplate the inexorable certainty of our collective demise. Death has been more prominent i...

 My friend just observed that I cannot write a single facetious document without the inclusion of the word "Maffick," This is  com...