Tuesday, February 14, 2012

I reviewed My Cat.

Someone told me that if I want more directed traffic on this blog, and not just a bunch of lunatics searching for insane things like "enema toilet" (this is actually a thing that a person searched for and came to this blog. While I can sort of appreciate the convenience factor I don't think I can wholeheartedly endorse this product.) I should "engage more with the internet."

The internet horrifies me and I can barely use a toaster.
But I started small. I started by talking about the weather.
I liked some things on facebook.
Then I drank too much and upvoted everyone on Reddit, which is probably an internet faux pas but how the hell would I know since they didn't actually make me sign a waiver.

Then I took the plunge and REVIEWED MY CAT.

and I got retweeted, which I think is like getting a really unimpressive award but I got unreasonably excited about it because the internet is like a foreign country in which I can only recognize the native language for "hello" and "fuck you."

In any event.

This seems like as good a time as any to admit that you can now follow me on twitter.

I'm sorry.

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